Quotes of: Ribbons Keyword

Like Blue Ribbon Coffee, my love is in second place. But that’s OK, because like Blue Ribbon Coffee, I have winning taste.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

In a blind taste test, nine out of ten Helen Kellers preferred Blue Ribbon Coffee to Starbucks. The tenth Helen Keller, well, she claimed she didn’t hear the question.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

I like coffee tables. I’m into drinkable furniture.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

One cup of coffee is all it takes to conquer the world.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

I need either a small coffee or a large nap.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

If there’s gold in it, then the mine is mine. And if there’s no coffee in it, then the cup is yours.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

I looked long and hard for the paper roses! I found the reddest red ribbon, and a little golden card! We were all there together, many of us, in the same place; but I was the only one who found the paper roses, the only one who chose the reddest red ...

C. JoyBell C.

I’m not the same person I was when I wasn’t. I’m different now, in that now I’m drinking coffee.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

I drink coffee with a spoon. It’s like soup, only less sleepy.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

If coffee is a drug, then I am a junky. And if coffee’s not a drug, then I’m still a junky. Damnit.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Coffee is the anti-sleep, and I drink it like I eat ice, because I’m thirsty—and hungry for alertness.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

It's curling ribbon, but you don't have to curl it. You don't have to do everything the ribbon tells you to do. Don't live your life like that.

Dan Bergstein

I drink coffee like steam is the ghost of dead water. Ever tried inhaling the afterlife?

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

The bottom of a cup of coffee is not as good as the bottom of her body—which is actually in the middle of her body.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Midgets smell like small, and I’m in the mood for a medium, like a large coffee from Starbucks.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

My alarm went off. My sleep went on. Dreaming about coffee is not the same as drinking down coffee.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

I eat east and west, and I eat them at the same time. But I drink my coffee north to south.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

I’ll eat this world like coffee-flavored bubblegum. I’ll chew thoroughly before I swallow.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Coffee and Saturday go together like me and Suzy McKloozy went to prom together. We didn’t, and they don’t.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Buy the town, and rent the politician. Politicians are refillable, like empty cups of coffee.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee