Sam: Hey, I recognize you. Andrew Largeman: Oh, did you go to Columbia High? Sam: No, not from high school, from TV. Didn't you play the retarded quarterback? Andrew Largeman: Yeah. Sam: Are you really retarded? Andrew Largeman: No. Sam: Ooh, great j...
I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.
We have an obligation to help people that cannot help themselves. The mentally retarded, the physically retarded, et cetera.
Only a retard tries to cut something with the handle of a pair of scissors. Well, only a retard or a politician, but the two are synonymous.
[Talking to friend on the phone that insists people call him Rocky instead of Goon] Billy Brown: You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded...
Conner Rhodes: Are you a retard too? Lucy: No! Conner Rhodes: How do you know? Lucy: Because he told me. Conner Rhodes: But he's a retard! Lucy: It takes one to know one.
Rita: I just don't know what to call you: retarded, mentally retarded, mentally handicapped, mentally disabled, intellectually handicapped, intellectually disabled, developementally disabled... Sam: You can call me Sam.
I've had tons of bullies who would call me retarded, even on my Facebook page. It's sad and it really hurts. I want to tell people not to use the word. Don't say your friend's retarded when they do something foolish. If you have a disability, keep wo...
Guy in Restaurant: 'Scuse me. John Malkovich: Mm-hmm? Guy in Restaurant: Are you John Malkovich? John Malkovich: Yes, I am. Guy in Restaurant: Wow! You're really, uh, great in that movie... John Malkovich: Oh? Guy in Restaurant: ...where you play tha...
Doug Billings: Either way, you gotta be super smart to count cards, buddy, okay? Alan Garner: Oh, really? Doug Billings: It's not easy. Alan Garner: Okay, well, maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupt a casino, and he w...
I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard.
I'm not a social retard, but I prefer to go unnoticed.
Abuse is the means in which violence retards love.
I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired.
Doyle: Was you in the nut house for hackin' somebody up with a hatchet? Karl: I never used no hatchet that I remember. Mmm. Doyle: So you're just crazy in a retard kind of way, huh? Wouldn't matter to me if you did do violence on someone. I ain't sca...
The keystone of successful business is cooperation. Friction retards progress.
I was thought to be retarded as a child, and all the evidence indicates that I was.
Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.
Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.
I’ve noticed that you are retarded, Dr. Phil.
It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.
