Me, I'm spiritually retarded, I need to be knee deep in water with a fly rod in my hands, that's about as close to God as I get.
Mathematical discoveries, like springtime violets in the woods, have their season which no man can hasten or retard.
I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome and fun, but it was retarded.
Patrick Kenzie: Make me a fucking martini, you fat fucking retard!
Doyle: Hey! I said get out of my house! That goes for cocksuckers and retards!
Dicky was intelligent but he ended up selling tea because he was socially retarded.
There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.
You know, considering your IQ, you're really socially retarded sometimes.
I wonder if every genius has a touch of madness, does everyone that's normal have a touch or retardation?
Retarding the aging process would be therapy and enhancement because it would mean defeating diseases and because it would extend our life span.
The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.
Conner Rhodes: Why does your father act like a retard? Lucy: He is.
Somehow I'd still managed to go all retarded at the sight of some handsome asshole with a nice smile.
4 in 5 Americans disapprove of the job Congress is doing, which begs the question: Are 1 in 5 Americans retarded?
But there is merit even in the mentally retarded legislator. He asks the questions that everyone is afraid to ask for fear of seeming simple.
Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to that one? It's like tryin' ta' slap the dumb off a retard... -George Foster
My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala music is completely retarded.
A lie carries a weight that is exponentially higher than the truth. It’s weight will retard growth directly in proportion to the area lied.
Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it.
A moving body whose motion was not retarded by any resisting force would continue to move to all eternity.
Soz: He wasn't a spastic. Richard: He fucking was a spastic. [makes silly noises, as if mocking a retarded person] Richard: He was a fucking nana.
