Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerAs the saying goes: God made man and woman; Colonel Colt made them equal.
If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be RepublicansI am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.
If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans