Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.
John HodgmanRelationships, like cars, should undergo regular services to make sure they are still roadworthy.
Zygmunt BaumanI just made ice cream. Accidentally. I made regular cream, and then winter kicked in.
This Book is Not FOR SALERegular people have such a hard time listening to the low hum of instinct.
The Witch of Little Italy