If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyUnfortunately we just toured the East and West coasts so we didn't run into any rednecks.
Ville ValoJerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.
Hal SparksYou may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
Jeff FoxworthyIf your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy