There's nothing more annoying than a man ordering wine at a bar when you're not eating.
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, ChelseaBeer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart's yearning.
The Name of the WindWine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes EVERYTHING!
Stripping Away the Insanity of Life and Parenthood! (Volume 1) PaperbackShe likes her wine white, and that’s how I like my clam chowder. So chuggable!
Sleepwalking is resterciseReality is like a fine wine,” he said to me. “It will not appeal to children.
Searching for God Knows WhatWhat do you call a schooner in a wine glass? Port.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks