It's like that Simpsons joke - they're filming a cow in a movie and they go, 'OK, we'll tape a bunch of cats together to make a cow', and it's like, 'Why don't you just use a cow?'. For some reason that is novel - like, 'Oh, my guitar sounds like a p...
Jean: I should have had you wear double condoms. But if you ever do it again, which is a favour to women everywhere you should not. But if you do, you should be wearing condom on condom. And then wrap it in electrical tape. You should just walk aroun...
The Bartender: [on cassette tape] Here you are at the beginning of your new life. It can be overwhelming knowing the future you're about to create. Knowing the purpose of that life. You know who she is. And you understand who you are. And now maybe y...
[Evelle is buying diapers] Evelle: You know how to put these things on? Grocer: Well, around the butt and up over the groin area. Evelle: I know WHERE they go, old timer. I just want to know if I need pins or fasteners. Grocer: Well, no, they got the...
I've always resented the force of attraction that traps me here on Planet Earth. It makes me feel like a bug stuck to a piece of duct tape. Ever since my teenage years, when I used to read a lot of science fiction and took it much too seriously, I've...
Don't over edit. Don't second-guess yourself, or your ideas. Just write. Write every day, and keep at it. Don't get discouraged with the rejections. Tape them up on your office wall, to remind you of all the hard work you put in when you finally star...
The love of money can do wicked things to one's soul.
Listen, we got two stiffs and a river of red in a villa in Herne Bay...
Trust was now a four-letter word.
But when justice is done the world drops away.
Red-hot anger takes away a lot of the heartache.
Rather a drink be my master than a man.
Man cannot be freed by the same injustice that enslaved it.
I don't want to be a tree; I want to be its meaning.
My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.
I love it when a character requires me to look less than my red-carpet best.
I am a child of Hollywood and dreams. To me, to be on the red carpet is the best place in the world.
Some roses grow through concrete. Remember that.
I do everything I do to pay tribute to my great-grandfather.
What I'm doing is a natural wonder. If not, there'd be 150 people behind me on the wire.
I was never part of the sailing circle, but I enjoy when I'm invited to sail.
