Red candy is my favorite - I like red string licorice, Swedish Fish, and red gum balls.
Dylan LaurenHow did my semen get on his anus? Simple—the lipstick. But that’s politics, no?
Sleepwalking is resterciseI like to drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on the phone?
Sharon Stone...the Big Red Machine was exactly that—a freaking machine.
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