Don't you just hate it when real life gets in the way of your own reality.
What they were giving me seemed incredibly real to me, so I'd react to it in a very real way. That was frightening for me, especially because of the subject.
On twitter, you may have a zero follower; but in real life, this is not possible because everyone has a shadow!
If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends.
A problem isn't a real problem till you decide to make it a problem... so what's the problem again?
If you have tapped into something that is real for you, chances are you are going to tap into something that is real for someone else.
I'm a huge fan of Richard Curtis - there's real grief, real compassion in his films as well as cheekiness; it's a wonderful cocktail.
Suburbia is too close to the country to have anything real to do and too close to the city to admit you have nothing real to do.
I don't see novels ending with any real sense of closure.
And to get real work experience, you need a job, and most jobs will require you to have had either real work experience or a graduate degree.
What's real freedom? Real freedom is being able to not have my way and still be just as happy as if I did.
My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.
I do not devalue the role of a maid or nanny, or the stereotypical roles that some members of our family have actually done to feed our families in real life.
We have to realize only in communication, in real knowledge, in real reaching out, can there be an understanding that there's humanity everywhere, and that's what I'm trying to do.
Humor is very interesting to me. My films are not comedies, but there's comedy in them from time to time, absurdities, just like in real life.
But I really believe that when you give people authentic identity, which is what Facebook does, and you can be your real self and connect with real people online, things will change.
The kids out there want something they can relate to, something that's real; most of that whiny stuff isn't real. The cheesy pop songs just bore me to death.
I knew nothing of the real life of a musician, but I seemed to see myself standing in front of great crowds of people, playing my accordion.
Real practice means working on stuff you're not good at. Real practice is about butting your head against the wall repeatedly until you get it right.
I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny.
I'm actually an evil bastard in real life. Fark allows me to vent weirdness. Thank god for that, too.
