Any resemblance to real events, actual persons, or reality in general is entirely coincidental.
Cube Rube...the real absurdity is that to love is to suffer, but the reverse isn't always true...
A Familiar RainParecía un viejo cuadro, pero real —todo dolorosamente idílico a la luz de la mañana—.
The Fault in Our StarsThe real is he who promotes peace, not he who gasses about it.
God in the Dock: Essays on Theology and Ethics