(About the magic bathroom). If knowledge is money, and money is gold, then this is modern day Alchemy. Feces (wasted time) is turned into gold (knowledge).
I don't have money but I have something even money can't buy - Satisfaction. I'm satisfied with whatever little I have.
How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever.
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.
We all want to make money.
Before borrowing money from a friend decide which you need most.
Getting money is like digging with a needle. Spending it is like water soaking into the sand.
He who has money can eat ice cream in hell.
If you would make an enemy, lend a man money, and ask for it back again.
One coin in the money-box makes more noise than when it is full.
He who would be rich should not collect money, but reduce his needs.
Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.
With money in your pocket, you are wise, handsome and you sing well too.
What is reasonable is real; that which is real is reasonable.
There is no conscience in a real war.
Real lives have no end. Real books have no end.
If you're not trying to be real, you don't have to get it right. That's art.
Models are there to look like mannequins, not like real people. Art and illusion are supposed to be fantasy.
Suffering is a part of real life lesson.
With no fact as a referent, what is normative is purely a matter of preference.
Domain names and websites are Internet real estate.