Being soaked alone is cold. Being soaked with your best friend is an adventure.
Back When You Were Easier to LoveA blanket could be used like a friend, if you’re the sort of person who uses their friends.
The Brick and Blanket Divergence TestA man convinced against his will Is of the same opinion still
How to Win Friends and Influence PeopleIt is as easy to find a lover as to keep a friend, but as hard to find a friend as to keep a lover.
An Itinerant House, And Other Ghost Stories