Harper: You, the one part of the real world I wasn't allergic to.
A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?
In the movies, they make you look good and tough, but in real life, it's completely the opposite. I do these ueber roles, I think, because in real life I'm quite shy and reserved. In real life, I'm a dork.
Monty Brogan: Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends.
Real Toby: So, how do you cope with loneliness, Harvey? Real Harvey: Uh, did I say I watch television? Real Toby: Yeah. You mentioned you watch TV, you listen to your jazz records, you read, you write. You do your stick figures so you could plan for ...
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
You dread that there will be real problems during filming.
Real emotion is good - or doing a good job of faking real emotion.
Real life is messy, and drama is a shaped version of real life.
Just stay real and stay a real person.
The way to find justice is to deal fairly with other people and not worry about how they deal with you.
There are all sorts of books offering advice on how to deal with life-threatening situations, but where's the advice on dealing with embarrassing ones?
In football, you're dealing with grown men. In gymnastics, you're dealing with prepubescent teenage girls. There's a huge difference. At that age, you're not confident enough to have a voice.
President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003.
I really have a great deal of humility in that department, and a great deal of respect for people who spend their lives learning how to make these amazing preparations.
Clearly, animals know more than we think, and think a great deal more than we know.
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep.
It was one thing to deal with monsters that were human in appearance. Another thing entirely to deal with humans who were monsters.
When you've suffered a great deal in life, each additional pain is both unbearable and trifling.
I do have a few personalities. When people started making a big deal out of it, I started making names for these people.
