Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.
My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn't like people who had no sense of humour.
I don't really like hospitals that much. People are sick; sometimes it can be depressing. There's people going through a lot of pain in there. It has that funny smell.
I haven't done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought was funny.
I watch vlogs on YouTube. I watch Jenna Marbles a lot - I think she's really funny - and a lady called Daily Grace.
The simile has to match the tone of its surroundings and has to be like a little joke. Writing a simile that isn't funny on some level is quite hard.
I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature.
Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy and psychiatry and underrepresented in the priesthood. That immigrant Jewish humor is still with us.
I snootily say I can't take too many dramatic parts, as it's taking work from actors who aren't funny.
But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.
I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid.
I pray every night. I just talk to God and I can go to sleep. I don't worry anymore.
I do not hold God ransom to my success; whatever is his will is my way. I stand by moments; I do not stand by time.
All I can do is leave it in God's hands and hope that my fans feel where I'm coming from.
Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.
Surely God would not have created such a being as man, with an ability to grasp the infinite, to exist only for a day! No, no, man was made for immortality.
We are all children of the same God, and we have to come together to solve our problems and not be fighting so much.
If we are going to save this country, if we are going to reestablish that belief in God, it's up to us. If we don't do it, who will?
You always have to remember - no matter what you're told - that God loves all the flowers, even the wild ones that grow on the side of the highway.
Children... are our legacy. Our responsibility. They are our destiny and we are theirs. The extent to which we fail as parents, we fail as God's children.
