The future is always beginning now.
I don't think just funny is enough on Broadway.
I'm for whatever gets you through the night.
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
'Danger Girl' can be ridiculous, but sometimes it's funny.
Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood.
I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.
My biggest turn-on has to be brains, intelligence.
Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other.
People look for their leadership to lead.
I've lived the life of a 35-year-old since I was 18.
The difficulty is capturing surprise on film.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Oh Satan you're a wily one.
I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.
The central problem of novel-writing is causality.
I don't believe in dieting.
To get rich is glorious.
I do believe in fate.
