Quotes of: Reagan Keyword

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.

Hesiod

Jerry Seinfeld has an interesting theory. He goes, '20 pounds up or down, and you lose your funny.'

Jason Alexander

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.

Jennifer Aniston

It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park.

Jake Gyllenhaal

There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.

Jim Gaffigan

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.

Kelly Ripa

I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.

Leslie Fiedler

If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny.

Mary Douglas

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

Megan Fox

In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy.

Maura Tierney

Research for fiction is a funny thing: you go looking for one piece of information, and find something altogether different.

Nell Freudenberger

We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother' to feel like we're doing a bit of a funny playlet everyday.

Neil Patrick Harris

I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.

Olivia Munn

I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.

Olivia Munn

I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't.

Seann William Scott

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'

Susan Sarandon

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

Steve Toltz

On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away.

Theodore Bikel

David Mamet's writing is pretty spectacular, obviously. I like the honesty of it; I like how funny it is and how sad it is.

T. R. Knight

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.

W. H. Auden

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Zsa Zsa Gabor