The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.
Kevin SorboHarry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.
Lewis BlackI think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.
Mila KunisIt's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.
Nick OffermanIf women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Robin WilliamsI never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
Will RogersIf 'everything happens for a reason,' then every act of evil is ultimately God's doing.
Adam HamiltonIs it really that important? It's just television, for God's sake. It's not medicine or something.
Craig Ferguson