Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.
I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.
I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously.
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
I know my spirit is not mean, and I have a very good spirit and a funny spirit.
Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow.
I don't understand why God took him and didn't take me.
Conceit is God's gift to little men.
God knows the times I have found myself in absurd situations.
Hair loss is God's way of telling me I'm human.
I am responsible only to God and history.
Good God, do you mean to say this place is a club?
God appoints our graces to be nurses to other men's weaknesses.
I really am pretty happy with what God gave me.
Moreover, we are showing a dismaying tendency to recast God in Man's image.
God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.
Sport is something that is very inspirational for young people.
These little grey cells. It is up to them.
An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
