Quotes of: Read Keyword

Did you ever read the Bible? I mean sit down and read it like it was a book? Check out Lamentations. That's where we're at, pretty much. Pretty much lamenting. Pretty much pouring our hearts out like water.

The Dog Stars

I tell Esther she should ease up on lard. There's no need to mix lard in with Scottie's rice, chicken, and beans. I tell her she hasn't read the blogs. I've read the blogs. I know what Scottie should eat.

The Descendants

Welcome to,to,to,to,to Stutterville! P,p,p,please have a seat on your own lap.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Pet my 3:33 pm like it’s a beard. Live it, but don’t lick it.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Artists exist to show us the world. So do windows.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

My dreams died nine months before I was born 

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I want to be the kind of person that kind people like and want to be like.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

If I had a clone, I could list myself as a character reference.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

There’s a relentless wave of WTF coming out of Washington DC.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Here you’ll find everything you don’t need—and much less!

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Even free things, things that cost no money, still cost time.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I want a 100% kind of relationship, and I’m willing to give it 50%.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

My subconscious is like the ocean, only deeper and less polluted.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I’m as thirsty as an elephant penis in the snow. I’m ready to love again.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Today likes to happen before tonight. Impatient, I guess. 

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I drove your lunch to work, and I parked it in my stomach.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

As many as six out of ten American adults have never read a book of any kind, and the bulletins from the nation’s educational frontiers read like the casualty reports from a lost war.

Gag Rule: On the Suppression of Dissent and the Stifling of Democracy

Of course, it is boring to read about boring thing, but it is better to read something that makes you yawn with boredom than something that will make you weep uncontrollably, pound your fists against the floor, and leave tearstains all over your pill...

The Grim Grotto

I've developed a great reputation for wisdom by ordering more books than I ever had time to read, and reading more books, by far, than I learned anything useful from, except, of course, that some very tedious gentlemen have written books.

Gilead

I was so enthused with literature -- not stuck on literature, but in love with letters -- that I was easily inclined to bring all the conversations round to works I had read or fictitious characters from my readings about whom I loved to talk

Black Shack Alley

Imagine having a mother who worries that you read too much. The question is, what is it that's supposed to happen to people who read too much? How can you tell when someone's crossed the line.

Boy, Snow, Bird