When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
Henny YoungmanI get up in the morning, torture a typewriter until it screams, then stop.
Clarence Budington KellandI got into writing and thinking about politics because I was told there would be no math.
Jeff GreenfieldThere are no generalizations in American politics that vested selfishness cannot cut through.
John Gunther