Charlie: Now casinos have house rules: they don't like to lose. So you never show that you're counting cards. That is *the* cardinal sin, Ray. Raymond: Counting cards is bad. Charlie: Yes. Raymond: I like to drive slow on the driveway. Charlie: If yo...
Billy Ray Valentine: [while acting blind and legless] Hey, baby, what's happening? How are ya doing? Once you have a man with no legs, you never go back, baby. I know what you're thinkin'. You seen "Porgy and Bess"? [the woman begins to walk away] Bi...
Ken: This morning, and this afternoon, we are doing what I want to do. Got it? Ray: Of course. Which, I presume, will involve culture. Ken: We shall strike a balance between culture and fun. Ray: Somehow I believe, Ken, that the balance shall tip in ...
[first lines] Ray: After I killed them, I dropped the gun in the Thames, washed the residue off me hands in the bathroom of a Burger King, and walked home to await instructions. Shortly thereafter the instructions came through. "Get the fuck out of L...
Meurice: [to Ray] Look. Personally I don't give a shit. I know Marty's a hard-on but you gotta do something. I don't know; give the money back, say you're sorry, or get the fuck out of here, or something... It's very humiliating, preaching about this...
I don't ever preach to people.
I'm not a Hollywood guy.
No one has ever drowned in sweat.
I look like I have beriberi and scurvy.
Technology is synonymous for connection with other people.
Connecting dots is not that rewarding of an experience.
Food is all about balance; it is all about taste.
I'm just sick of food going in the garbage.
Good luck is a residue of preparation.
ESPN is a great organization to work for.
You're only as good as your last pass.
Great quarterbacks, good quarterbacks, make plays.
Short term memory is not good.
I had hoped God would be neutral.
A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus.
Don't be a spectator, don't let life pass you by.
