Gentle With Them Thar Spurs'—a sequel to 'Riders of the Purple Sau-Sage.' Spurs was the feminist novel of its day…which was Tuesday." —Bats 2015
We won’t be able to sleep without the sound of her self-loathing orgasms crying out into the night." —Bats 2015
Wichtor’s been cranky ever since a fat vulture roosted on his granite Cârnat, uh, schmekel in 1864 and broke it off." — Bats 2015
I dunno. Zombies are kinda cool," Jonathan said. "They just don't give a dusty fart about anything." — Bats 2015
Moons and years pass by and are gone forever, but a beautiful moment shimmers through life a ray of light.
He swung around. His body, bathed in the first rays of the sun, was stippled with color like a stained glass saint.
You know the old adage that the customer's always right? Well, I kind of think that the opposite is true. The customer is rarely right.
When I graduated I wasn't sure what I wanted to do, but I knew I didn't want a conventional career.
Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's rear end every day.
I needed New Orleans so badly back in 2006, just somebody to believe in me, somebody to care about me.
I think that emotions affect you as much as x-rays and vitamins and car crashes.
I have this theory that alpha males are actually not alpha males. They're actually very scared - particularly scared of competition from a lot of men.
The conscious process is reflected in the imagination; the unconscious process is expressed as karma, the generation of actions divorced from thinking and alienated from feeling.
My No. 1 priority, and it always has been this, is keeping our team together and making sure we have the right guys in the right positions to make a run at this for a long time.
I think I've had the fantasy of a ray-gun that could erase the world from the time I was a very little kid.
I am a better running back every time I step on the field. I try to get better each game, each summer, each season.
After a lifetime of world travel I've been fascinated that those in the third world don't have the same perception of reality that we do.
The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.
If someone lies, well, you had a choice to trust that person or not. I think the way my father raised me, well, he trusted everybody. And that worked for him.
[as the players disappear into the cornfield] Eddie Cicotte: I'm melting. I'm melting. [fades away laughing] Ray Kinsella: That is so cool.
Dr Ray Stantz: Hey... Where these stairs go? Dr. Peter Venkman: They go up!
