Wreck-It Ralph: See ya later, President Fartfeathers. Vanellope von Schweetz: Au revoir, Admiral Underpants. Wreck-It Ralph: And farewell, Baroness Boogerface. Vanellope von Schweetz: Goodbye, Major Body Odor. Wreck-It Ralph: Hasta la vista, you... F...
[from trailer] Vanellope von Schweetz: What's your name? Wreck-It Ralph: Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph. Vanellope von Schweetz: Why are your hands so freakishly big? Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?
Wreck-It Ralph: [takes Calhoun's hoverboard] Let me borrow this, lady! [to Vanellope] Wreck-It Ralph: Stay with Felix! Vanellope von Schweetz: Ralph, where are you going? Wreck-It Ralph: I've got some wrecking to do!
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[Ralph runs to the exit of "Sugar Rush," carrying Vanellope] Vanellope von Schweetz: Ralph, it's not gonna work... Wreck-It Ralph: We gotta try!
[Ralph is brought to Candy's castle] King Candy: Milk my Duds! It's Wreck-It Ralph! Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah. Who are you, the guy that makes the donuts? King Candy: [laughs] Oh, please. No, I'm King Candy! Wreck-It Ralph: [looks around] I see you're a f...
King Candy: And if I ever see you here again, Wreck-It Ralph, I'll lock you in my Fungeon! Wreck-It Ralph: "Fungeon"? King Candy: Fun-Dungeon. It's a play on words. Get it? [Ralph stares blankly] King Candy: A play on... never mind!
Ralph: Hey, sun came out again. P.L. Travers: You say it as if you're surprised, as if the sun were particular about for whom it appears. It seems you think I am responsible for its miraculous dawning every day. For heaven's sake, it's California. Ra...
[from trailer] Wreck-It Ralph: You're a winner! Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm a winner... Wreck-It Ralph: And you're adorable! Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm ADORABLE!
[looking in the back room of Tapper's, Ralph pulls out red underwear] Wreck-It Ralph: Oh, come on Zangief... Gross!
[last lines] Wreck-It Ralph: [voice-over] But the best part of my day is when the Nicelanders throw me off the roof. Because when they lift me up, I get a perfect view of "Sugar Rush," and I can watch Vanellope racing. The kid's a natural, and the pl...
[Ralph hurtles down towards Diet Cola Mountain, preparing to sacrifice himself to save Vanellope and the rest of the game] Wreck-It Ralph: I'm bad, and that's good! I will never be good, and that's not bad! [He looks at the cookie medal Vanellope gav...
How easy to be amiable in the midst of happiness and success.
Wreck-It Ralph: I'm a wrecker, not a baker.
[Ralph pounds a jawbreaker in rage] Vanellope von Schweetz: What a moron. Hey genius, it's a jawbreaker! You're never gonna break... [Ralph cracks the jawbreaker] Vanellope von Schweetz: ...Huh.
Vanellope von Schweetz: What's the big deal over that crummy medal, anyway? Wreck-It Ralph: The big deal? Well, this may come as a shock to you, but in my game, I'm the bad guy, and I live in the garbage. Vanellope von Schweetz: Cool! Wreck-It Ralph:...
Wreck-It Ralph: [Referring to his medal] I didn't win it in my game, I won it in Hero's Duty. Vanellope von Schweetz: 'Hero's Doodie'? Pffffft! [giggles loudly] Wreck-It Ralph: It's not that kind of duty! Vanellope von Schweetz: [Still laughing] I be...
Wreck-It Ralph: What's going on in this candy-coated heart of darkness?
[repeated line] Wreck-It Ralph: I'm gonna wreck it!
Wreck-It Ralph: Turbo? So THAT'S REALLY YOU!
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