Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.
Martin LutherAn intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
Dwight D. EisenhowerAh! yes, I know: those who see me rarely trust my word: I must look too intelligent to keep it.
Jean-Paul SartreAdvertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Stephen Leacock