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I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is the throbbing that keeps you awake at night. Or is that simply from taking too much Viagra?


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

We were in Paris. We were in love. We were with other people at the time and wouldn’t even meet for two years.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

The length of people I love is too long to list. But if you were to do it, it would look like a phone book.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love comes in many sizes, as do rubber nets called condoms. I use those nets to fish for tiny people.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

The party was dry, she was wet, and the sky was in the middle (cloudy, but no rain).
Love was in the air, and that’s why I brought an umbrella.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

A one-winged butterfly can’t fly. Neither can a half a heart love, or a half-hearted relationship work.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I have an itch. Wait, scratch that. That’s just a tickle that comes from being in love with someone who’s not in love with me.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

We made love the way a man with one leg might run a marathon. 26.2 miles is a long way to hop for an orgasm.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Should I take off my helmet before I make love? I'd better not, because my bicycle's breaks are worn out.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Our love is secret, like the location of the lost Templar Treasure. Quick, grab a shovel and help me look for it.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

To talk about love isn’t as good as to make about love. During sexual intercourse, I’m very approximate.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Would a boring machine drill holes—or put you to sleep? I make love like a robot, so maybe I do both.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is like the moment you’re about to win at chess, and then you realize you’re the other color and you’re actually about to lose.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is like a chess match, where the queen wins the game and the king just sort of stands around.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

She burst in the door, I burst into song, and he burst into flames. Our love triangle turned into dinner for two featuring roasted marshmallows.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Whiskey burns—my throat, not a forest. Love burns—my heart, not a forest. As for the forest, it burnt itself. At least that’s what I told the police during their interrogation.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.