I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of lives more enjoyably.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is like a free lunch. You won’t find any in this life, because I had yours for breakfast.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’ll carry Carrie like my hands are as empty as my heart. I never hold my own love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I am the Zero Zoo. See the empty cage that is my heart. I’d like to imprison your love there.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I have outsourced my love to India. Call a call center if you want to hear how I feel.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I keep my socks in a filing cabinet, if that tells you what kind of lover I am.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Yeah, you could say her and I are lovers. She wouldn’t say it, and neither would I, but you could.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.