Quotes of: Quoted Keyword

Selective literalism' is another attempt in a very long line of techniques designed and intended to shape God into our own image". ~R. Alan Woods [2012]

The Journey Is the Destination: A Book of Quotes With Commentaries

When you learn to embrace your flaws is how you learn to love yourself, perfectly.

Mental Orgasms: 160 Quotes on Sex, Love, Success and more...

The further you descend into a pit, the darker things appear. You can't keep digging to find the light.

Making Wishes: Quotes, Thoughts, & a Little Poetry for Every Day of the Year

If you plan to build walls around me, know this—I will walk through them.

Making Wishes: Quotes, Thoughts, & a Little Poetry for Every Day of the Year

esteem you of greater worth than you feel deserving. demand you prove that worth.

Making Wishes: Quotes, Thoughts, & a Little Poetry for Every Day of the Year

Sail through the good days, and on bad days pick a spot of blue sky to steer toward.

Making Wishes: Quotes, Thoughts, & a Little Poetry for Every Day of the Year

We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I love like an albino. But I don’t want to get sunburned, so would you please pass the ketchup?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I am a love factory. I make love out of high quality plastics at an affordable price.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My love is three times as deep as you voted for. You thought it was two feet deep, but it’s six feet deep, like a grave.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My password is meatlover. My profile picture is a pizza. My love for you is real, like an invisible and inaudible mime parade.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Somebody should merge motorcycles and toilets. You know, for the lover in all of us, just waiting to be released.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love doesn’t spend its time watering your plants. But it might bubblegum swank monkey mouth with you—twice.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

With love, it’s better to act now and think later. Write your love poem after you’ve made love, and not before.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

She could be the love of my life, and I just met her. I’m 31 years old. She’s late.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

He’s a year shorter than me, but he’s a foot younger. I love him like the brother of an only child.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.