She made my heart melt, like butter. I loved her over a juicy corn on the cob.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I knew I was in love because when I saw her my heart stopped. Obviously it started beating again.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.She stole my heart, like a pickpocket. And when my wallet also went missing, I knew it was love.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Love, it’ll make you feel better before it’ll make you feel worse. So it’s like inverse medicine.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Earn your money, and earn my love. Just like money, sometimes you have to spend love to make love.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I love you like my soul is not the moon. It’s brighter—and bigger.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I don’t have tears running down my cheeks. Those are egg yokes, and yes, it means I’m in love.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I make love efficiently. Why involve two people, when the same outcome can be done by one?
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Love is like water, except it’s either fog or ice. I make love like a steamy 32 degrees.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I am an eater of water. I mean drinker. My love comes in a package that includes a straw/spoon.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I don’t give a hoot about owls. I only care about love, and other winged objects that aren’t wise.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.