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I knew something was there, precisely because I hadn’t found anything and the space seemed empty. That’s also how I’m searching for love.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don’t eat breakfast.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around. 

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I am the Fruit Basket of Love. You should do a painting of how I feel.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Like a statue, I’m hairless. Also like a statue, I have hair.  Let’s make love like a dandelion goes bald in the breeze.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Love sounds like a trumpet mimicking a trombone. That’s one of my hobbies, when I’m not impersonating statues of mimes.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Love is shapeless and colorless and tasteless and odorless. But so is God, so how can you believe in one and not the other?

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

The only thing cats love more than food is sleep. We have that in common.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Her love was decaffeinated, and mine wasn't. Her love was also black, and mine was creamy and sweet. How could she not want to drink it up?

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I don’t like hot coffee that’s cold, or iced coffee that’s hot. Or leftover love in a rusty thermos.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Love is talking to one woman, but thinking about another woman. Now that’s commitment. 

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I mop my floor with a wet cloud. My love tissues are full of eye rain. Dinner will be served at breakfast.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Who would you rather make love to—me, or the dead carcass of a deer? Don’t deliver a hasty answer. Think it over.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Some people snort cocaine. I snort powdered love. It’s like powdered sugar, only sweeter.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

We made love like the three minutes between 3:32 and 3:34. My endurance is even worse than my math.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Love is something I know all about. Not from experience, but from quizzing numerous hookers about their chosen industry.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

They should make condoms shaped like socks, so I could wear them with sandals and properly express my love for you. 

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Who’d win in a fight, a tongue twister, or a tornado? How about who’d make a better lover in a diaper, me or Cupid? 

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

My love is like leftovers, and her image is the original meal. I should have eaten it all in one sitting.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I make love like I make lasagna. I just made some, so would you like seconds?

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchup.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.