Salsa music is best when chewing on nachos. I’m a spicy lover. Taste me and see.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.You say guest, and I say prisoner. But I say it with love, so mine is preferable to yours.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is missing your flight because you have a train to catch. I also have a football to catch.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.We made love in the restaurant booth. It was romantic until our waiter knocked on our windshield.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I keep my love for her in the ashtray, along with the other stuff she burnt.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.A bear trap eats, but does not drink. My love, however, drinks, but does not eat.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’ve got a lot of love to give you. And by you I mean your clone.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I won’t die for my love—but I will live for her, which is much harder and more impactful.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.In my dreams, my spare penis was decomposing in my closet, and to me it was a symbol of our love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I shave my face like a car. I speed through car washes, but I brake for love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.When love knocked at my door, I prayed to God and thanked Him for letting me live in a Porta-potty.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Advice about love: When the green grape turns red, it’s time to separate the socks from the mittens.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.We made love sweet and gentle, like strawberry jelly. Peanut butter makes me horny.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.