Love smells like a flower in bloom. A flower that's sitting on a pile of steaming feces.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is a gift. Mine comes in a box that’s shaped like a coffin.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.The best gift is one that’s paid for by the recipient. My love for you is for sale.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.The greatest thing in the world is love. But the worst isn’t hate, it’s ignoringance.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I prefer love songs to any other form of torture.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.If you're doing it right, love takes everything you've got—just like a politician.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.Love is like politics, I think as I then think no it isn’t.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I blink like a blanket. I’m not asleep—this extended motionlessness is how I make love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.We made love like two sticks of butter melting in the snow. I mean freezing.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I am the Wheelbarrow of Love. Let me get back to work.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is two spirits occupying one bottle of spirit. You’ve got to be 21 to drink of me.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Love is on the move like a picture of a statue. I should know, because I painfully painted it.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I wear my cat like a purring fur coat. Love is such a warm feeling, no?
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.