The remote isn’t broke—it just needs batteries. Well, it’s the same with my love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.My love is in the shape of a car, and when it hits you you’ll notice.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Underwater nobody can dance. Let this be a lesson in basket weaving. And love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love dances in my heart like a nudist in socks. Boy, that jig is awfully jiggly.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Just as soon as I arrive I want to leave. Especially when I’m in love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’ll write The Art Of Love, which will be tactical, like The Art Of War.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I love love, I hate hate, and I’m indifferent about indifference.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.If you don’t learn how to drown, you won’t learn how to love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.When I make love I use protection. I wear rubber gloves.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Spain is 4/5ths pain and 1/5th S. I drank that fifth, and I loved S.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love will find you eventually. It found me, and I was hiding like fall in the spring.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I make love like I make dinner. I order take out.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.Words are your friends. And lovers. They feel good in your mouth.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.