I plan on putting off death my whole life.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksYou can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI put all my eggs in one basket, and then I jizzed all over them. I'm a natural politician.
This Book is Not FOR SALEDon't put off until tomorrow what can be done today. Procrastination is a sign of weak character.
Trouble in StoreI put tin foil on our relationship and stuck it in the fridge, because it needed to cool down a bit.
This Book Has No TitleIn the end, all you want is someone to long for you when it comes time to put you in the ground.
The Tiger's WifePut your time to good use because only the present belong to us, tomorrow is never for sure.
Unknown Book 4855906Don't forget to wind the restricted clock and put the confidential cat out.
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