I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
Norm MacDonaldWhy don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger).
Shaquille O'NealNobody can make me cry in public. I'll punch them first before they make my mascara smear.
Sandra BullockAverage leaders inspire people to punch a time clock. Great leaders inspire industry and passion.
Joseph B. WirthlinThe doctor punched my vein, the captain called me Cain, upon my belly sat the sow of fear.
Karl ShapiroState your point. If the opposite party doesn't agree, state it harder- with a punch.
Jennifer BernardSirius Black: Get away from my Godson! [punches Mr. Malfoy in the face]
Harry Potter and the Order of the PhoenixMarcus Luttrell: Hey, Mikey. I'm about ready to punch that time card. Michael Murphy: Do it.
Lone Survivor[Stuck in traffic] Samir: Mother... shitter... Son of an... ass. I just... [punches steering wheel]
Office SpaceThe devastating punch we took on September 11th still reverberates throughout American society.
Joe Biden