I used to dream of being normal. For me, if Kirk Douglas walked into the house, that was normal.
Jamie Lee CurtisWhen I was a kid, we never heard of smog, ozone depletion, acid rain, green house gasses.
Dennis WeaverWhen a member of the House moves over to the Senate, he raises the IQ of both bodies.
Everett DirksenTwo old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.
Edward LearI get the same feeling walking into the Opry House as I do when I see one of my heroes.
Blake SheltonThe big guys, the big dogs, are going to own everything from the White House to the courthouse.
Brian SchweitzerThe first sign builders are on their way is when - hey, presto! - a skip appears outside your house.
Craig BrownAny man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House.
Calvin CoolidgeIf the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.
Gilbert Gottfried