He that lives upon hope will die farting.
Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in SchoolFools make feasts and wise men eat them.
Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in SchoolA man of words and not of deeds, Is like a garden full of weeds.
Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in SchoolI proudly tell people, 'I have no computer,' so as not to be ashamed of having no computer.
Tom StoppardToday, Arizona's sons and daughters, mothers and fathers are proudly serving their country.
Jane D. Hull