Ash: Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.
Army of DarknessShuya: I am weak, and useless. Shuya: But I'll stay by your side. Shuya: I'll protect you.
Battle RoyaleGovernor William J. Le Petomane: We've gotta protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen!
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