I’m learning sign language to be a better communicator and masturbator.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouDon’t bleach language, savour it instead. Stroke it gently or even groom it, but don’t “purify” it.
The Neutral: Lecture Course at the College de FranceDid you know, ma'am, that our mutual friend can say "kiss my arse" in six languages?
No True GentlemanSometimes I long to forget… It is painful to be conscious of two worlds.
Lost in Translation: A Life in a New Language