Professor Snape: Well, well, Lupin. Out for a little walk... in the moonlight, are we?
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanRoger Thornhill: I don't think I caught your name. The Professor: I don't think I pitched it.
North by NorthwestProfessors of literature collect books the way a ship collects barnacles, without seeming effort.
Death in a Tenured Position