When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.
Dane CookYou never know in a movie if it's going to be a sequel, but right now I'm proud of what we produced.
Jeff GoldblumHowever, there is no assurance that we can produce world class players so soon. Only time can tell.
Jahangir KhanMax Bialystock: [reading post-show telegrams] "Congratulations! Hitler will run forever."
The Producers