The world would probably be better if people were put in carriers and cats roamed free.
Splendid SummerIf someone invented a thermometer that measured weirdness, it would probably melt under my tongue.
Odd ThomasI haven’t the faintest idea how babies are born, probably because I fainted on the day I was born.
This Book is Not FOR SALELaughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Astaire.
This Book is Not FOR SALEHis name is Randy Randy (Or is it Randy Randy?), and he probably makes women doubly horny (randy).
This Book Has No TitleWe were so created to worship God that it is probably embedded in our spiritual DNA itself!
The Worship Kenbook