Quotes of: Probable Keyword

Probably the reason the NY Yankees want to move their farm team to Ocala is to recruit me. I am the Babe Ruth of farming.


Sleepwalking is restercise

My cat just licked my eyeball. Probably because I look like an asshole.
I also look like an asshole.

Sleepwalking is restercise

Why aren’t any cars shaped like vaginas? More people would probably wear them on their feet while they run.


Sleepwalking is restercise

They called you the Glue" "The Glue?" "Yeah. Probably because you're kind of the glue that holds us all together

The Scorch Trials

But understanding will always require some effort. You probably wouldn't admire a friend who was good at everything if it cost her no effort.

Sophie's World

Statistics, likelihoods, and probabilities mean everything to men, nothing to God.

Smile Anyway: Quotes, Verse, & Grumblings for Every Day of the Year

Respect is a thing earned, not bought, and a man who lets it be known that he seeks respect will probably never see it bestowed.

That Which Should Not Be

Stop,” he murmured, or at least that’s what he meant to say. It came out sounding more like “Yes,” which probably wasn’t the same thing at all.

Protector for Hire

You, dear reader, have now two accounts to choose between and there can be no doubt which is most probable.

Poor Things

Don't panic. Are you sitting? You probably don't need to sit. Well, possibly. At least lean on something.

The Raven Boys

Did you hear what I said? She's ex-Mob. Her gun probably eats guns like that for breakfast.

Of Triton

If you were to ask me if I have ever loved a woman, I'd probably reply, "Two gallons of milk and a midget.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

My love started the day I was born. If you run you can probably catch up. Remember, think marathon—not sprint.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Last night I read two books back to back. Tonight I’ll probably read both of those books’ front covers.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I wonder what city Grover Cleveland is from. Probably Cincinnati.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Normal is made up of two friends—Norm and Al. That’s twice the number of friends that I have, probably because I’m weirder than normal.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

If love came in a cardboard tube, I’d probably send it priority mail. But I’d make you pay for shipping.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Is a wind farm a field full of talking politicians? If so, I wonder what they grow? Probably the national debt.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

The country with the most writers is ironically probably the country with the least readers—USA. And once my parents die, my entire reading base will disappear.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

It’s my birthday, who could be calling me? Probably my clone, wondering why he hasn’t been born yet.

This Book Has No Title

If Fancy's lips had been real cherries probably Dick's would have appeared deeply stained.

Under the Greenwood Tree