You had to admire a guy who called his own new book a classic before it was published and anyone else had a chance to read it.
I don't like killing a girl," the Spaniard said. "God does it all the time; if it doesn't bother Him, don't let it worry you.
I've been in the revenge buisness for so long, now that it's over I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.
She knew all about love—that beautiful, exquisitely painful but precious journey.
I was shortly again at the castle, and the Princess gave me her hand to kiss and then brought her children, the young princes and princesses, and we played together, as if we had known each other for years.
Miracle Max: Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad. Fezzik: I'm on the Brute Squad. Miracle Max: [sees Fezzik] You *are* the Brute Squad!
Dread Pirate Roberts: Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
Man in Black: [as he is unsuccessfully fighting Fezzik] Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what? Fezzik: I just want you to feel you're doing well.
Vizzini: A word, my lady. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby? Buttercup: There is nothing nearby... Not for miles. Vizzini: Then there will be no one to hear you scream.
Man in Black: That was a warning, Highness. Next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.
Buttercup: You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.
Inigo Montoya: I am waiting for Vizzini. Fezzik: You surely are a meanie. Fezzik: [Inigo looks at him] Hello. Inigo Montoya: It's you. Fezzik: True!
San, The Princess Mononoke: [seeing the humans cutting down trees] Why chop the trees down? Moro: [about the boars] To make them angry. Which makes them stupid.
Mario Delani, hairdresser: [holding Ann's long hair] All off? Princess Ann: All off. Mario Delani, hairdresser: [seconds later] Are you sure? Princess Ann: Yes!
Princess Fiona: You're an ogre... Shrek: Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming? Princess Fiona: Well, yes, actually. Oh... this is wrong. This is all wrong! It's not supposed to be an ogre!
[Princess Leia gets her first look at the Millennium Falcon] Princess Leia Organa: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. Han Solo: Nice! Come on.
Moviewise, I would love to make the story of princess Erendira. She was a 16 year old princess/warrior who led her tribe in war against the Spanish around 1513. She almost defeated them, and the Tarascans were the only tribe the Aztecs couldn't defea...
Aladdin: Princess Jasmine, you're very... Genie: Wonderful! Magnificent! Glorious! Punctual! Aladdin: Punctual! Princess Jasmine: Punctual? Genie: Sorry. Aladdin: Uh, beautiful! Genie: Nice recovery.
Princess Isabelle: I've come to beg for the life of William Wallace. Prince Edward: [scoffs] You're quite taken with him, aren't you? Princess Isabelle: I respect him!
We're a couple of travelers!" I called up to her. "I'm Briony, and this is Ella!" "Grammy said I ought not to talk to strangers!" she called back. "We're not strangers!" Ella shouted. "We're with the union!" I cut her a look and mouthed, , which was ...
[Shrek is hit by an arrow] Princess Fiona: Oh!... oh, this is all my fault... Donkey: Why, what's wrong? Princess Fiona: Shrek's hurt! Donkey: Shrek's hurt? Shrek's HURT? Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die! Shrek: Donkey, I'm okay! Donkey: You can't do this t...
