If natural selection can create creationists it can manage a caterpillar with a face on its arse.
Schrodingers CaterpillarWow. Look at the lines in your face, Missy. It's like your bitterness just dug in and stayed.
The Mane EventMy inner goddess confirms that staring at a beautiful/rich/powerful face is the basis of True Love.
My Inner GoddessIt is not your beautiful face or soft skin that kills me; it is your simplicity and being you.
A moment with God ; PoetryHe groaned and I saw his face. "Curran!" I would've preferred a homicidal lunatic. Oh, wait...
Magic StrikesI'm trusting you not to break my heart. If it gets even a scratch, I'll break your face. -Shaye
The Nymph King