She says that I wore some pretty sexy leather pants to that first meeting, but I don't remember.
Dick EbersolI don't think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick.
Janeane GarofaloBut with period clothes, people know less so they accept the pretty drawing that I give them.
Julie HarrisI definitely believe in the theory of penis envy. My penis feels envious pretty much all the time.
John Alejandro KingEven if I did create them myself, I still think I'm doing pretty well under the circumstances.
John Alejandro King