Give a member of Congress a junket and a mimeograph machine and he thinks he is secretary of state.
Dean RuskSex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
Barry HumphriesThe president of the United States and his secretary of state were made honorary Hebrews.
Julius StreicherSecretary: Is Mr. Langford expecting you? Rupert Pupkin: Yes, I don't think he is.
The King of ComedyI'm not a fan of Secretary Rumsfeld. I don't think he listens enough to his uniformed officers.
Trent Lott