Quotes of: Pregnant-woman Keyword

If you were to ask me if I have ever loved a woman, I'd probably reply, "Two gallons of milk and a midget.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

My heart is closed, but open. Closed to one woman in particular, but open to the public. Guided tours are offered Monday through Friday 9-5.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

My vacation wasn’t long enough—and neither was my penis. Two weeks is just too short to satisfy one woman all night long.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

If a woman defined herself solely by the man she was with—and vice versa—the world would be a very shallow and insipid place, indeed.

Touched with Sight

I’m nothing. I’m just a humble man in a bumblebee costume trying to pollinate with a woman as romantic as a flower. Love doesn’t have to sting.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

A woman can become a man's friend only in the following stages - first an acquantaince, next a mistress, and only then a friend.

The Three Sisters

I am the dinosaur of love. Specifically, I am a pterodactyl, and you are my silent “p.” Stay quiet woman!

This Book is Not FOR SALE

It was queer meeting him there—odd I mean—and what are the odds we’d meet at a gay bar? I was there to meet a woman, I think.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Women love to talk. I'll bet Van Gogh had a woman. And I'll bet she talked his ear off.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I saw her standing across the room, and I thought, “Wow! Who is that sexy woman she’s standing next to?

This Book Has No Title

Aside from the fact that you’re not my son, and I’m not a woman, do you think I’m a good mother?

This Book Has No Title

...tears and rain are the same thing, they're meant to wash you clean and make you grow. If you don't let them out, you'll drown inside.

The Tiger's Woman

Only insecure boys will belittle a woman. The greatest way to "man-up" is to empower women.

Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

When a woman is plain, people say, 'What beautiful eyes you have, beautiful hair.

Uncle Vanya

He may be my half brother, but we're not related. A chasm of incommunicable worlds lies between us." (p. 70)

An Unnecessary Woman

Elise Vasquez and I stand shoulder to shoulder, watching the woman we both feel we lost, and may be never really had.

Vanishing Acts

So,” Wanda cried, “a woman in furs is nothing more than a large cat, a charged electric battery?

Venus in Furs

Ian nodded his approval. “I've always liked a woman that understood the value of getting out of my bed just as quick as she'd jumped in it.

Voluptuous Vindication

Women never bought Freud's idea of penis envy: who would want a shotgun when you can have an automatic?

Woman: An Intimate Geography

Battle was a masculine art. A woman wanting to come to the battlefield was like... well, like a man wanting to read. Unnatural.

The Way of Kings

Il mio allontanamento dai volumi di scienza era una colpa assai meno grave di quella che consisteva nell'aver trascurato di gettar gli occhi sul grande libro della vita.

A Woman