I'm not a person who can spontaneously say funny things.
I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.
Having a solo career is a funny thing.
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.
God doesn't know things. He is things.
Ignorance is no excuse, it's the real thing.
The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
For me, work is one thing, and my life is another.
Certain things give you another perspective in life.
There are more important things in life than winning or losing a game.
The important thing in life is not to triumph but to compete.
Love is the strongest and most fragile thing we have in life.
And then, I do love my shopping, but actually, lounging is the big thing.
In every living thing there is the desire for love.
Without God all things are permitted.
In everything one thing is impossible: rationality.
There is no law governing all things.
Plagiarism is always the biggest thing in Hollywood.
Sometimes the simplest things are the most profound.
What is the most interesting thing to people? Other people.
