Quotes of: Post-office Keyword

Borneo Officer: We're with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. Yuri Orlov: Let me guess... this isn't about the alcohol or tobacco.

Lord of War

Jack Valentine: [eavesdropping on Yuri with other Interpol officers in a surveillance vehicle] He must be lying... He's talking.

Lord of War

[Scrooge has thrown Mr Applegate out of the office] Mr Applegate: Thank you for not shouting at me!

The Muppet Christmas Carol

SSgt. Vollmer: Hey, wait a minute, you can't go in the colonel's office. Hawkeye Pierce: That's who we're looking for, babe.

MASH

[after telling Crane his wife has been arrested] Officer Persky: Crap detail...

The Man Who Wasn't There

[Toasting] Capt. Jack Aubrey: To wives and sweethearts. Officers: To wives and sweethearts. Capt. Jack Aubrey: May they never meet.

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

Peter Gibbons: I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.

Office Space

Peter Gibbons: You know, corporate accounting is sure as hell gonna notice $305,326.13, Michael!

Office Space

Hold me, Touch me: Hold me! Touch me! Max Bialystock: [pulling her into his office] Not in the hall!

The Producers

RoboCop: [after stabbing Clarence] Lewis! Lewis! Officer Lewis: [looking up] Murphy... I'm a mess... RoboCop: They'll fix you. They fix everything.

RoboCop

Joe: So who's your parole officer? Mr. Blonde: Seymour Scagnetti. Joe: What's he like? Mr. Blonde: He's a fuckin' asshole.

Reservoir Dogs

P.L. Travers: [Being driven in a cart to Disney's office] I am perfectly capable of walking!

Saving Mr. Banks

Fogell: What's it like to have a gun? Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone.

Superbad

Officer Slater: McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?

Superbad

Officer Michaels: How old are you McLovin? Fogell: Old enough. Fogell: Old enough for what? Fogell: To party.

Superbad

Duke & Duke receptionist: Yes Mr. Valentine, they're waiting for you in the last office down the hall.

Trading Places

Member of the Jets: [in the middle of the Officer Krupke song] Hey, I've got a social disease!

West Side Story

The BBC is locked to the reading of the economy that is run out of Ed Miliband and Ed Balls' office. They think if only you spend and borrow more money you can create growth everywhere.

Iain Duncan Smith

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.

Molly Ivins

Billions of taxpayers' money has been wasted in bad deals. The London Underground modernisation, personally negotiated by one of Gordon Brown's team, was a disaster, as the National Audit Office has confirmed.

Vince Cable

The problem of the tall office building is one of the most stupendous, one of the most magnificent opportunities that the Lord of Nature in His beneficence has ever offered to the proud spirit of man.

Louis Sullivan